If you quiver at the idea of a ham, turkey, and cheese sandwich, battered and deep-fried, sprinkled with powdered sugar and dipped in a delectable raspberry syrup sauce then you are no friend of mine. The Monte Cristo sandwich at Disneyland's Blue Bayou is truely a meal fit for a king, if in fact you are talking about Elvis after he got all fat right before he croaked. It's a tough sell to first time customers, but once you have one, it'll haunt your dreams and your waking hours like this image. I would imagine they would be better off just saying it is a delicious sandwich rather than go into details of how it is made.
And speaking of terrible marketing ideas…who was the dickhead who greenlit this product? A pair of spandex workout pants with the slogan "Eat My Dust" on the ass. Maybe if it were being worn by some supermodel and you read it as she was running past you on a dirt trail, it would make a little more sense. But as you can see in the picture, we are not on a dirt trail, this person is not a supermodel, nor is she running past us or running at all.
ok. monte cristo sweet..
btw.. (in reference to the verifcation word to post blogs) its not that typing in the letters bugs me, its that i have to type in nvbzkwjh and i can barly read it! 2 out of 3 times i get it wrong and i study that shit closely!!
It was a good try to go to Disneyland. I had fun anyways. I mean those parkas were really sexy and they were only $6 each! The monte cristo was strangely delicious as usual and the “eat my dust” lady blew my mind. Too bad everything was closed. I’ll take you next time and buy you a giant corn dog. Together we will see the loop! We will show the world.
-Morgs