It is reported that 2-month old Jie-jie, the Chinese baby born with three arms, has successfully undergone surgery to remove one of his two left arms.
I'm all for surgery to remove potentially harmful things from the human body such as a ruptured appendix or wisdom teeth, but I think the parents should have thought this one through a little longer. Think about it, this guy could hold a fork, knife, and spoon all at the same time. He could golf in the rain while holding up his own umbrella. He could drive a car and never have to take his hands off the wheel to signal. He could set the typing world record. He could comb his hair, brush his teeth, and shave all at the same time, ultimately cutting two thirds off his morning prep time. He could reel in a fish and drink a beer at the same time without the aid of a beer helmet. Don't even think about beating him at an arcade fighting game. Juggling would just be stupid for him. And the ladies would love him.
He could light a fart on fire and clap at the same time!
AAAahahaa. You guys are good. Let’s see if I can come up with one:
He could Chat on The Castle and play dice at the same time.
I totally agree with you on this one Derek.