Where have I been the last 2 years?

Maybe this is just a joke that the guy at Lamppost Pizza was playing on me. Maybe the fake photoshopped-quarters they make on The Conan O'Brien Show somehow got printed and slipped out into circulation.

The date on the quarter I found in my pocket was dated 2003, if it were to be an official US quarter pressed at the US Mint that would mean that for two years I was deprived of the coolest piece of currency ever to hit the streets.

The 2003 Helen Keller Collector's Coin.

Another cool thing to come of this finding is that Colter also gave me permission to kill him if he ever becomes deaf and blind. They say if you do "it" too much, it's supposed to make you go blind and he likes to go shooting guns in the desert a lot. I would say I have 3:1 odds that I get to kill Colter.

And what would this post be without a Helen Keller joke?

Q: What do you call a tennis match between helen keller and stevie wonder?

A: Endless Love

One Comment on "Where have I been the last 2 years?"

  1. Anonymous says:

    HAHA I still laugh when I think about how you have 3:1 odds that you can kill Colter.

    -Morgs

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