OK, I love the concept of the movie just as much as the next guy. It's got Sam L. and snakes on a plane. When I first heard about the Samuel Jackson vehicle some time last year, I was kinda surprised that the studio would release a movie with such an in-your-face title. I mean, it doesn't hold much mystery as to what's going to happen. I guess that was Samuel's argumentfor keeping the name. Still, couldn't they meet somewhere in the middle? Something like" Venom Airlines" or "Businessssss Classssss"? OK, that's not much better.
Well today, I see the first trailer for the movie and it is breathtaking. It's exactly as Samuel L. Jackson put it. It's snakes on a mother fuckin' plane. But then I think to myself. "No way. There's no way this is for real." And then it hits me, like a snake falling out of an overhead compartment; this movie is a joke. It's the film industry's April Fools joke. They planted the seed over 6 months ago and are waiting to pay it off come April 1st. Well too bad film industry, I saw right through that scheme. You're gonna have to do better than that. How could I have been so gullible to think that there would be some executive out there that would actually put his own hard earned money into something as silly as a movie about snakes on a plane.
