My Rad Dream

Posted by Derek on Jan 9, 2006 in Random | 2 comments

Every now and then the dream fairy smokes a marijuana cigarette before bestowing a dream upon my sleeping head at night and the results end up being hilarious. Take for example the dream I had last night. I was at some sort of class reunion in a movie auditorium. For some reason, people are turning around to the people in the row behind them and socking them in the face. The people who are getting punched for no good reason seem to be completely ok with this non-traditional form of greeting. Not wanting to be the guy to break the chain, I turn around in my seat and start to throw my fists into the faces of the two guys sitting directly behind me. After a couple of hits, I start to slow down and notice that they both look familiar in a way that none of the other people from my class look familiar. I then say, "holy shit, I know you." The guy on the right starts to smile. I look to the guy sitting next to him and I recognize him too. Then from out of nowhere, Steve Urkel walks up and sits next to the two guys I was serving knuckle sandwiches to only moments ago. That's when I realize I was hitting Eddie and Waldo from Family Matters. As soon as I make the connection, Eddie starts to laugh and happily nod his head. Waldo just sits there with his usual dumb smile, and Steve has a proud look on his face as if he just took a shit that was poking out of the top of the water in the toilet. I think after that I got up and walked away. A few months back, I had a really weird dream that involved Batman Returns, Robert Deniro, and a wall. I told this dream to my friends on the set of Johnny Benson the morning after it happened. Hopefully one of them remembers it and can jog my memory. I also saw this guy on the San Clemente pier the other day.