Knott’s Scary Farm 2005

Knott's Scary Farm? More like Knott's Berry Farm! Right guys? Right? Just me? OK, Morgan, Matt, Natalie, Jess, Oliver and I went to the Halloween Haunt last night at Knott's Berry Farm. I had a lot of fun and I think the other's did too despite the fact that it wasn't as scary as I remember it being a few years ago. Take this guy for instance. What's his story? OK, I get that he secretly likes men but pretends he hates everyone and the football meatheads at his school call him a goth fag and he probably hangs out with a chick who uses shoe polish for eye makeup and when his mother puts three plates out at dinner time his father like's to ask who the extra plate is for because his son no longer exists to him. I get that. But what's the deal with his scare tool? Is he trying to frighten us with the calorie content? I assume it would work on all the anorexic high school girls there but you can't scare me with box of mac and chee.

The mazes with the 3D effects were a lot of fun (hence the really cool glasses). For only a dollar, a third of the price of a 20oz bottle of Pepsi, you can purchase the 3D glasses that work on 3 different mazes in the park. It takes the fluorescentt paint on the walls and props and makes it appear as if the paint is floating in mid air. Nothing's more scary than floating paint. It also gives you a headache if you keep them on outside the maze.

This maze had a television theme going throughout it. There were clever puns like The Fraidy Bunch, I Loathe Lucy, and Unhappy Days to keep your hair on edge while stillticklingg your funny bone. Stewie from the Family Guy was there and he was farting on you as you walked by. Yep, farting on you. This is a picture of matt being scared out of his mind.

We figured a Wednesday night wouldn't be too bad, and it wasn't. Although the park was a lot less crowded than the other time I have been to Knott's Scary Farm, it was still busy enough to make lines for the rides take up a goodportionn of the night. We didn't get a chance to ride the new Silver Bullet roller coaster which is actually orange and red, but it looked like a lot of fun.