While it's an obvious advantage to be able to pee standing up, there is a much more rare occurrence in the bathroom that men get to enjoy. Peeing on ice. I wouldn't be surprised if there were some girls out there that didn't even know this existed but occasionally you can go into a bathroom and find a urinal filled with ice. The warmth of your pee melts the ice and it's kind of like a game to see how much ice you can melt before you're done going.
Have you ever gone to a fast food place and ordered a side of french fries and a stealth onion ring made it into your carton? Great feeling right? That's kinda how it feels to walk into a bathroom and find a urinal filled with a bunch of ice. It's the kind of joy that only a man knows. It's so great to be a guy. Also, we don't bleed from our private parts once a month. That's gross.
That sounds satisfying to melt the ice. I still think its gross that guys pee on themselves everytime they go. The ice is just going to make it worse. Remind me never to touch your pants/legs anymore.
let me clarify that we don’t pee on ourselves everytime. you make it sound like we are whipping it out and aiming for our levi’s. not the case. when the pee hits the ceramic urinal, a very light sprinkle can kick back out onto our pants/legs.
I understand this. A light sprinkle of pee is too much pee on your pants. I still love ya though…