I awoke the other day to find Ichi the killer puffer fish sleeping with the fishes. The poor guy suffered from what doctors would call “eating too damn much”. His diet consisted of bloodworms that came frozen in a gumdrop sized serving. I would usually cut the serving in half or thirds but since Ichi was about the size of a gumdrop, that was like eating a third of his own body weight and the only people I know that can do that are AJ or Robin.
In an attempt to boost morale in the tank, I went to Petco to buy a few more fish. One day later, one of the smaller fish was doing the backstroke on the bottom of the tank. Maybe I should find a hobby where things don’t die if I’m not good at it.
