Tomorrow night, Friday the 10th at 8pm, Fox will be airing the final four episodes of Arrested Development in a two-hour season(series?) finale, that they so generously decided to run against the opening ceremonies of the Winter Olympics. Really, the Olympics is just a way for countries to prove that they are better than each other at trivial athletic events to compensate for their lack of global purpose. We've already proven that America is the best at gluttony, consumerism, and incomprehensible national debt, so why waste your time watching us strive at winter sports? Show your support for America by watching Arrested Development, it's your duty!
They are looking at dead people.