A few months back, I went to the Snake Pit off Melrose with a friend of mine who was meeting up with some of her friends. She introduced me to a bunch of them, one of whom was Michael Johns who happens to be one of the final 24 contestants of American Idol this season.
I won’t pretend to know him more than I do, but he was a super cool guy and since I don’t know any of the other contestants I feel completely ok saying, “Fuck those talentless hacks and vote for Michael Johns. But you can also vote for Brooke White up until the very end because she is hot and it doesn’t hurt to see her on the show.”
I’ve never voted on any of these shows, but I’m pretty sure you send a text message to a machine that dispenses gold bars into Simon Cowell’s pockets. I believe Michael will be on tomorrow’s show, February 19th 2008, so get your cells ready.


