$5 Matinee

I can recall a time when I was able to go to the movies before 5pm and pay less than 5 bucks to watch some stellar movie like Batman and Robin. I thought those days were gone with the days of being chauffeured around by my mom. I was wrong. Although it is not less than five dollars, it is five dollars, but the Laguna Hills Mall Cinema has it going on! Dan stumbled across this find and has been milking it ever since, however advised not to go on Wednesday and Thursdays due to Senior Citizen Bargain day prices. I guess if you don't mind the ever-so-pleasant aroma of geriatrics while trying to enjoy a movie, then any day would be find for you.

The Laguna Hills Mall is crap. Any mall that wants my attendance and expects me to mindlessly throw money at their collection of consumer-whore stores had better make sure that they have automatic doors. I can't be bothered by the act of extending my arms when I have cash burning a hole in my pocket. These are the characters that make the Laguna Hills Mall.

I finally convinced Dan to go watch 40 Year Old Virgin with me after his numerous claims of The Wedding Crashers being the funniest movie of the summer. He was totally wrong.

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