Holy shit. It has been over a third of a year since I have last blogged. What have I been doing? Working and hanging out basically, but nothing that would have prevented me from keeping up with this blog. I’m not making any promises on keeping up with the entries, we all know how that turned out last time, but I hope for the few remaining readers I have left that I am able to entertain you whenever possible.
The WGA strike is over and I figured if their 30-Rock-stinting-asses got back to writing, then maybe I should too. It was a strange coincidence that my haiatus came at the same time the writer’s strike started, and ended right after theirs did. Let me set the record straight: I was not striking, I didn’t have any sense of solidarity with the WGA, and I don’t consider myself to be a writer. I’m just a dude that bought a domain some years back and eventually decided to start a blog.
Thank you to the people who continued to check back day after day only to find that hideous pink graphic at the top of the page. With any luck, that shit will be buried ten posts deep in the next couple of weeks.
I already told you via text message but AHHHHHHHHH! You wrote in your blog! Excitement. I checked your blog almost every day hoping for a new post. All I got was crab vs. poms. I had a pomagranate in my fridge for weeks and every time I looked at it I thought of this blog. I couldn’t bear to eat it. It rotted and I eventually had to throw it away. I’m glad you didn’t throw your blog away. Bring back the comics! Go Michael Johns!