Pets Make You Smile

Do you have a pet? Is it the most cherished thing in your life? Does it weigh 20 lbs or less? Does it run around the house and rip shit up all the time? If you answered yes to those questions, then consider getting yourself a Pet Shelf. It’s the best way to show your guests that you love your pet, but just can’t be bothered by chasing it around the house all day.

Simply take your pet and place it on this shelf to keep it from running amok. If your cherished pet has even the simplest understanding of the laws of gravity, it will know that taking a step off the shelf will cause it to fall. Most animals learn this concept at a very early stage in their little animal lives. The Pet Shelf works best on small dogs, but has been known to work with cats as well as long as the shelf is placed no lower than 20 feet in the air. The Pet Shelf, however, should not be used with turtles as I have found they do not grasp the concept of gravity and/or falling as well as other animals.

For all of you who were unable to answer yes to the questions at the beginning of this post, consider purchasing or adopting a pet that you can one day place on a shelf while you play online poker and eat frozen burritos.

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