Laugh and point at poor people

Are you rich? Do poor people make you want to vomit all over your Colombian maid? Well here's a way you can really let them know how pathetic they are, by buying this 71" Gold-platted HDTV. If you look like this guy then you will appreciate the look on the delivery man's face when he struggles to get your new TV up 3 flights of stairs to your home theatre room as you sit back drinking lemonade in your diamond-encrusted lazy-boy.

UPDATE: I forgot to mention that if you buy this television you are by default admitting to how small your penis is.